The Captain looked around one last time before he handed the man in the fedora his money.  He said, "You better do this right."  The man in the fedora replied in a thick Russian accent, "I always deliver, no matter what."  The Captain quickly hurried away making sure no one noticed the transaction.  As the ship started to set sail the man in the fedora snuck aboard with a group of ten men by climbing the rigging.  They snuck along the deck avoiding groups of sailors.  As they started below decks they pulled out the tools of their trade.  They snuck into the mess hall where a group of men were deep in conversation.  The man in the fedora yelled out in warning as his contingent pulled out their instruments and began to play happy birthday.  The Captain smiled as his first mate looked up in utter surprise.
